The Library

Contrary to popular belief, studying is the least of anyone's concern here. Every day, hundreds of students converge upon "Club [insert library name here]" to see and be seen. Seriously, all this place needs is some $3 jello shots and a bouncer and we'd be set.

Need to type a paper on the computers? Good luck dislodging Ms. Zeta Tau from her Facebook. She's set up camp with her double-cream iced latte, biology book, iPod, and best friend.

Need to use a group study room? Sorry, there's a two hour wait. And when you walk by, those assholes are playing Pictionary on the dry-erase board. Whine all you want, they can't hear you.

The best part is that these people will later Tweet, "so tired... spent 6 hrs in the lib lolz" to add to your misery.

Of course, you could always go on Friday night when it's not so crowded. There's the added bonus of feeling like you're on a study abroad trip because Friday nights at Club Library are half-off for foreign exchange students.